This is why my love for pokemon gold has never ceased.
(Source: pineapplemoustached)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
God dammit Tumblrbot
You’re like the dark phoenix of the swag carlos.
Pikachu
Elevator guy after i made a delivery to a pretty lady - “Yo what if she asked you to go inside, would you go in?”
Me -“Yo I got a job to do my nigga.”
Elevator guy- “What if she came out naked, what would you do?”
Me- “Oh my
My life.
This commercial panders so much to assholes that I’m sure if it were 30 seconds longer, we’d see the dad taking full on man-swings at his defenseless infant while screaming, “This is the world, motherfucker! This is the world!
John Cheese
I’m a walking awkward pause.
Nick Kocher
Every time Black Panther does anything, anything at all, an African choir goes crazy chanting his name. “T’Challa! T’Challa! T’Challa!” As an experiment, I named my dong T’Challa while I was watching this show, and I’ve been hard for almost two years.
Seanbaby
The reason why i always wanted to go to chuck e cheese is cause of chuck the rat, cause i always thought he was related to master splinter.
Olan Rogers
its not like i havent been trying to brainwash u for the last four yrs
Nasita Haque
